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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 55,413 notes
Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
- Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)
2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 16,743 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

8 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 105,438 notes
deadparabatai:

Life asked Death,"Why do people love me, but hate you?"
Death responded,"Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am a painful truth."
-Unknown

deadparabatai:

Life asked Death,
"Why do people love me, but hate you?"

Death responded,
"Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am a painful truth."

-Unknown

8 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 157 notes

thevirginityslayer:

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itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

8 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 946,319 notes

"Faggot"

sueishappy:

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8 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 173,232 notes
deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous submission to deep dark fears.

deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous submission to deep dark fears.

8 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 26,215 notes

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 131,785 notes

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 114,603 notes

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 134,283 notes